Errol Hawkins went by the forum tag "JizzCPuncher". He defended the most powerful video game systems and gear online despite the fact he owned none of the things he quarreled over.
If anyone called him out about it, he'd flame their ass all over the forums. He was king and this was his domain, at least till his mom needed the computer.
His icon was a stylized version of his favorite rocker and a flexing wrestler in "epic" poses. He'd already flamed away everyone who called it "so gay".
After laying into someone for being optimistic about a new game for that "weak-ass, girly" video system, he chugged back a can of some off-brand of Mountain